Monday, August 20, 2007

SHE BEING SCREWED...OVER AND OVER!

So what am I on about? who is screwing Africa. Well, simple, the rest of the more 'virile' people. The truth of the matter is the colonialists did it and to tell you the truth I aint gonna harp on it too long. We know it, we accept it and NOW, BLOODY GET OVER IT ALREADY!! Am so sick and tired of Africans complaining about being wronged by the "Whiteman". The Banyoro want the Queen to apologise to them for the Crown mistreating and pillaging Bunyoro in the colonial period. Come on, wake up! It aint conquering until a people are raped, its called - HISTORY! IT IS A BLOODY CYCLE. But for me this is what is truly pathetic- all African Americans who cant stop yakking about how marginalised and discriminated against they are. Stupid!! They have a brilliant chance to get over and above the rest of the African people but what most of them do is whine. The problem is most of them wear their blackness with so much vulgarity and spread it with leperous abandon.

Seriously, which of you men's greatest aspirations is, 'bitches, crystal and grills'? Ladies, do you like being referred to as 'hos'? Please, if that 'be black and keeping it real', then I will pass, thank you very much!!

So, we have established who screwed the SOW but, who is screwing her right now? Well lets say that the newest kid on the block is CHINA!
Yup, China is screwing us ,and if we don't wake up, it will till orgasmic oblivion. For crying out loud, the whole bloody world is blowing the whistle of defective Chinese goods! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19650857/site/newsweek/page/0/ What are we doing? sitting on our skinny, malnourished arses, oblivious to the danger these goods pose to us. Here is a really scary thought, 'If the Chinese can screw with the U.S.A., what the hell have they been doing to us all along? ". In the past Chinese goods were thought, at worst to be unreliable with poor workmanship BUT now, its established, MANY ARE ACTUALLY DANGEROUS! Has our government said anything? Not a peep squeak.

You think colonialism in the 18th century was bad.? Hello! China can do much worse to us and you know what would be truly insulting? With our alleged education, we should know better. http://www.newzimbabwe.com/pages/opinion217.14916.html is just the tip of the ice berg on what China's 'investments' could actually mean for Africa. The Chinese could well be the ravenous wild hog that screws us to oblivion. And with her example of sterling governance to boot!!

And here is the part that really gets to me, the older piglets egg on the boar to rape the Sow in her drunken greedy state!!
The piglets say, ' mama, you were screwed before but not this time! This time, you will get food, medicine, water, education, electricity and much more. What's more, beautiful piglets! Its beautiful mama!'

Ha ha aha aha !! its colonialism all over again.

Thursday, August 9, 2007

It dawns on me...am mad!!

Needless to say, this is my first entry and i have decided to finally blog because, this hot afternoon I have finally overcome my fear of doing so and actually decided ," what the heck, just bloody do it!". Ok in all truth, the real reason is that I actually think am a bit mad and for catharsis sake i must share it with the world.

Swinging from one emotional pendulum to the next: one moment i feel exhilarated- its great to be alive, am young, love my job, not to bad looking and actually feel blest by God and the next, well, fuck it! am tired, too much bloody time on my hands, not working hard enough and this world is full of ....jokers,( TRUST ME I CAN THINK OF A BETTER EXPLETIVE HERE) who make life that much bloody harder!!!

Can someone bloody help me out here!? why the hell is humanity seemingly so bloody content to let some nutcases lead them to the dogs, all in the name of " Oh really, we remember a time when it was worse...." ? Screw that!! If you do, so bloody what? So, we aren't to hope for better, but instead like a fat sow, wallow in the mud of contentment and give birth to more piglets!? Is that it?!

It seems Africa is a bloody pig sty and the various nations are the sows on heat just gagging for it, and when they are serviced, all they give birth to are piglets. Who services them? hahaaha . will tell u tomorrow!

What is truly pathetic is the Sow looks at the piglets in wonder, wondering why her little ones are odd looking. As far as she is concerned, she was screwed by a Lion and as she waddles to the pond to look at her reflection in the murky water in a near by pond, all she sees is a beautiful lioness staring back at her!! Its pathetic. Her... madness!